I do not approve

This new floor is no good. It’s hard and slippery, and it’s holding me back. Why would they do this to me? I can’t even jump up on the sofa! My feet just go all skittery on me.

And the stairs! Talk about slipping and sliding! After trying it a few times, I refuse. Now I just stand at the top or bottom and bark for one of the humans to come and carry me to where I want to go.

That's a long way down.

No. 1 got some little soft fluffy floors to go on the stairs. At first I was wary. But after trying it out a time or two, all is well once again.

With the fluffy stairs I am so swift that I blur your camera.

No. 1 got some other pieces of soft floor too, so that I can jump up on the sofa once again and also into my crate. Much better.

Woofs,
Willie

Edited: May 28th, 2011

Our floor

We used to have this nice, soft, cushy floor.

All of a sudden one day, No. 2 starts taking all of our stuff onto the back patio. Okay, this has happened before. Usually it means some humans are going to come in and run a noisemaking thing over the floor. For some reason the humans think that the noisemaking thing makes the floor cleaner. Whatever.

Next the Klingons have to go in their bubbles, because they have no sense and might run away from home from all the confusion. I like this part.

But then something different happens! Instead of bringing in the noisemaker, this human starts ripping up our floor all to pieces! What’s going on?

It's gone!

These boxes come into the house.

Apparently, No. 1 and No. 2 decided that they don’t want the soft cushy floor any more and they want a hard, shiny floor. What’s up with that??! Little by little this hard substance is laid down. I’ll stay over here and watch.

For the last bit I have to stay up here!

I’m not at all sure that I approve of this change. I liked the warm, soft floor we had. This one looks a little slippery. We’ll see.

Woofs,
Willie

Edited: May 10th, 2011